Oppo, Deliver Me!

"Bourbon&JellyBeans" (bourbonandjellybeans) 11/05/2016 at 17:55 • Filed to: None

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I’m sitting at a birthday dinner listening to my girlfriend’s ultra-conversative family talk about how Obama told “illegals” that it’s okay for them to vote in this election and how the polls are being rigged. There isn’t enough beer in this whole mother to drown out the stench of bullshit and I’m about to pop the fuck off.

Berang > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:00

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Some people are sore losers before they even lost.

Nothing > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:00

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Sounds like my inlaws. I remember the good old days when they insisted Obama was going to repeal term limits and run for re-election.

Phatboyphil > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:00

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I just killed a spider. that’s good news right?

Phatboyphil > Phatboyphil 11/05/2016 at 18:04

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Nvm. I can’t find the corpse O_O

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:05

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If you want to really blow their mind, show them the statistics that more people are actually leaving the US to go to Mexico than coming here. Or on second thought don’t, because they’ll just blame it on the liberal media consipiracy.

promoted by the color red > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:07

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Berang > Nothing 11/05/2016 at 18:10

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How many times has Obama taken our guns now? I lost count.

Klaus Schmoll > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:11

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Show them this! You know, just as a conversation starter.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Phatboyphil 11/05/2016 at 18:11

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Sleep with one eye open.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Berang 11/05/2016 at 18:12

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I think the funny thing is that they know they’re going to lose. THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, MFer.

Matsayz > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:14

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Soo... if you’re gonna marry her realize this will become your future no matter who is running for office, if not then walk the fuuuuuck out right now.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:18

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Or you can just ignore them like I do my dumbass sister who complains that Medicare only lets her go to the dentist once a month.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:21

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Gripping my pillow tight?

wiffleballtony > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:24

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I think I have a similar evening in tore for tonight. I am not a leftist by any means but it gets out of hand a lot, especially recently.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:39

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Reality has been proven to have a heavy liberal bias.

shop-teacher > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:41

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I recommend you start farting ... loudly ... and then giggling.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 18:52

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My brother in law had a book on his coffee table called “how to talk to a liberal if you have to” by Ann Coulter. He’s a doctor and douche extraordinaire. Needless to say we didn’t talk much.

PatBateman > shop-teacher 11/05/2016 at 19:17

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This is the absolute best answer.

jimz > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 11/05/2016 at 19:28

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you can’t reason people out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 19:33

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You could always come up here and visit (probably according-to-them) Socialist Commie Canada! :P

boxrocket > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 19:52

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Maybe open your ears and perhaps you’ll learn something. They may not be the most correct (or incorrect), but they are people with their own lives, skills, and experiences, and they came to their beliefs somehow. There’s always something to learn from them. At the very least, find common ground and keep conversations focused on that. Maybe they’re bigger car nuts than you. Maybe one of them owned the same car you do and had an amusing problem with theirs. You never know!

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/05/2016 at 20:57

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I always wondered why people in my area consistently vote conservative. The last fall I had a revelation... it’s the same people who are also still burning off their stubble fields every fall.

Not necessarily the people I want choosing the government, but hey, it’s democracy.

shop-teacher > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 11/05/2016 at 21:06

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Well c’mon, that is entirely unreasonable. I go to the dentist twice a week, like any normal person.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > boxrocket 11/05/2016 at 22:38

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I’ve known these people for damn near 15 years. Lol There isn’t anything I don’t know, and if there’s one thing I do know it’s that they will be conservative to the grave.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Matsayz 11/05/2016 at 22:39

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I’m in it for the long haul, already bought a ring. :) We’ve dated for 7 years.

boxrocket > Bourbon&JellyBeans 11/08/2016 at 14:11

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15 years and just a girlfriend? ;)

Bourbon&JellyBeans > boxrocket 11/08/2016 at 15:09

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We met in the second grade. Hahahaha Went through school, went to different high schools, dated other people, and then came back together. I’ve been friends with her and her family continuously since we met though.